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rinaldo
13-09-06, 06:41 PM
An elderly man in Queensland (Australia) had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast

bobzila
13-09-06, 06:59 PM
so is this a real story

Jeffro
13-09-06, 07:13 PM
Thats great I can just imagine them running screaming out of the dam

Sparra
13-09-06, 07:43 PM
Yes it is Bob... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Jack.L
13-09-06, 08:00 PM
an old stag and a young stag where standing on a hill looking down on a herd of does. The young stag turns to the old stag "lets run down the hill and shag some of those does." he says. The old stag turns and looks at him " lets WALK down there and shag them all " :D :D

frisky
13-09-06, 08:11 PM
lol nice one :lol:

ado250
13-09-06, 08:25 PM
Is that a true story Live to Hunt? :D

Nice to be surprised by jokes not in the jokes section :wink:

rinaldo
13-09-06, 09:28 PM
Sorry :oops: guys I had a blonde moment,I meant to post it under jokes maybe a mod could move it.Thanks :oops:

Luke
13-09-06, 09:33 PM
Sorry, can't move posts into existing threads...

Don't mind it staying here.. ;)

johnno
14-09-06, 09:42 AM
Hey Rin enough of the digs on bloned, blodes, bondle,...those fair haired people.... (hey anyone got any white out..my screen keeps making spelln mistackes) :D :D

No eye deer
15-09-06, 01:12 PM
so is this a real story

OOOHHHH DEAR.........

bobzila
15-09-06, 05:37 PM
so is this a real story

OOOHHHH DEAR.........


you never no it could have been true :oops: