Newest Fridge Magnet!

[Garden Gnome!]

Thought I'd test


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r228/The_Gnome_2007/fridgemagnet.jpg

[robbbo]

Good one Gnome where can i get one :D
Robbbo

[Grunter]

Love it, Cats are not a welcome visitor around our house. No offence to cat lovers.

Grunter

[Jeffro]

Well , I came home from work the other day and the dogs were not barking behind the side fence like they usually do.
I whistled and heard the clinking of their collars near the fence and thought yep they're still there.
As i walked acroos the porch I noticed one of my pot plants had the dirt dug out of it and there was a mess on the decking.Obvious what had done that as the dogs are not out the front.
Upon opening the back door they were not waiting with complete joy at the fact I had arrived home.
I called them and they both came running around from the side and inside the house looking rather happy,
they brushed past me,
did a U turn,
and ran straight back round the side.

I usually check my emails as soon as I get home and did just that.
About 10 minutes later I thought what are those dogs up to!!!!!!

I walked around the side to find that they had

KILLED the cat.

There it was stiff as a board with Roxy(in my avatar) still ripping it about by the throat.She appeared to be very proud of herself

Im not a cat fan and and when my wife bought the cat home I thought oh no a bloody cat in the house.
I have thought about how to get rid of it before but would never do something Id have to lie about and so I just accepted we have a cat now and ill have to be nice to it.

WELL NOT ANYMORE 8)


Shes pregnant by the way and the father is pure Kelpie aswell.Theres about 3 weeks to go so if anyone likes kelpies and is in the market for a new dog let me know.
They will be around $250 maybe less depending on the costs of the first vaccination etc but they are top dogs

Cheers

[HOOD]

ROFLMAO @ Gnome and Jeffro
top stuff

[rory]

Where can these be purchased? I'll have one right now :!:

'a dead cat's a good cat' :D

[Shalee]

Jeffro can I borrow your dog I'm in the same vote with a cat.
10 years ago my wife came home with a kitten :x that her friend at work gave her for a birthday present (on a Friday). I said no way no cats, so she said she would return it on the Monday. I went off to work on Saturday, got home and found they had got bowls and a bed/basket for it. I was then told if I want to get rid of it I'd have to break it to the kids. I gave in and we kept it .
The cat to this day keeps away from me, he knows I don't like him.(no I'm not mean to him) If my wife doen't pay him enough attention a few times he's wee'd on her clothes. :lol: (won't go near my gear)
Karma just ask Earl, my wife will never do any thing like that again.

Cheers Shane