Good Weekend - Traditional shoot and "300"

[perry]

I've had a top weekend even though I didn't get to go hunting . North Albert Bowmen hosted the Queensland Traditional Bowhunters Rendezous and my misses got hold of a pre release copy of "300"
The traditional shoot was great . My youngest daughter and I arrived on friday morning and wasted no time catching up with folks from as far south as Newcastle and as far north as Gladstone , plenty of good company and Toohey's old , shot ordinary on saturday but redeemed myself on sunday , my daughter Catherine won the cub girls longbow division , top shoot thanks to the North Albert crew .
'300" What can I say- loved it , the way the film was put together was awesome , the different comic book look sort of black and white to sepia to colour depending on the scene , plenty of hollywood licence and a good smattering of historical fact on the Spartans and there battle against the Persians ,a myth type quality thrown in , some gory violence and a couple of pairs of boobs you cant go wrong . regards Perry

[NormGunston]

Perry- good to hear you enjoyed some beer... archery too! Big congrats to Cathy.
Looking forward to seeing 300. Lifted this from anarchy-forum (found and posted by 2dogs) :D

I just saw a movie that’ll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It’s called 300. I don’t know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could’ve called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it’d still rule.

It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.

The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN’T LIKE:

COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES

Who gives a **** if the music isn’t historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could’ve used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel’s Pretzel is telling you that you’ll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.

COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS

Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a **** made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There’s wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he’s got Rosie O’Donnell on his back.

Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.

NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)

These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties.

Any directors reading this – IT’S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES.

Can’t someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?

My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I’ve seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.

[James_Stone]

I;m gonna put this out there.... I too have seen 300. The effects and story are fantastic. But the movie as a whole.... Garbage!!

JMHO

[jason]

Tell Catherine well done buddy. Another kid kicking ya but on the course now :wink:
will catch up for a shot in the next week or so..